(This place is kinda dead for a hot minute because I wanna redo a lot of stuff but I haven't had a ton of time to. Will I or will I not make this functional by 2026? Who can say!)

                   Sup! I'm Jules, and this is my website! The name comes from a band I like, The Dear Hunter. They're good you should check them out. This is a personal site for self-expression (read: infodumping about things I like) and to learn code. I also write stories so expect some of that too. Eventually.

                   This place is very unfinished so do excuse the mess. Expect dead links and weird graphics and all that sort of jank. I try to make updates regularly to remove bugs and keep everything up-to-date so hopefully things don't look toooooooo bad. Boxes on this page might look off on smaller screen sizes, sorry if that's the case for you. I'll get that fixed soon. (Goes back to playing Legends Arceus)

                   Note this website doesn't and never will contain anything outright NSFW but I do swear and talk about darker subject matter from time to time.

                   If you wanna reach out for any reason my Tumblr's probably your best bet, it's the only social media platform that I both use semi-frequently and feel comfortable talking to people on. With that said emphasis on semi-frequently so no promises on a quick reply.




IMAGE OF THE WEEK:

I love borzois
SONG OF THE WEEK:


Farewell Kabarista - Vagabond Opera



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